Joyeux Noel

Another Chirstmas finished, filled with drama, presents and alcohol. The day was cold, it rained, but not cute rain like in books and movies, ugly rain, and lots and lots of wind. I didn't get too much, but i wasn't expecting large amounts of presents anyway. I got the sims 3! Which is so amazing, i made the most attractive person ever! Ive played all night, its safe to say im addicted. We had an amazing christmas lunch (at 5pm!), Foolishly i forgot to save room for desert, Which left me quite sad. However I still ate, and got quite sick from the amount of food i ate. Then, at night i watched skins and shameless (more chirstmas presents, if you havent watched them, you must), and played sims 3. It was nice to see my brothers, who live far away. Now I'm listening to lady gaga, and eating pizza shapes. I'm off to watch some more shameless, Merry Christmas!

Books Books Books !!!

The book. Has there ever been a more inspiring invention? Simple, elegant, imaginative, a blank canvas on which beautiful (mostly) minds can unfurl their joy. What wonderments of the imagination lie in wait between the wafery folds of each newly bond tome? Bullshit! The book is putrid. Filth. Paper incrusted sin. Heathen evidence of the lowest points of the human conidition writ large for the ages of inky depreavity. I say steer clear, heres why.

- Hitler wrote a book, then killed 11 million people.
- Dan brown wrote a book, then bored 80 million people.
- The number one contributing factor in becoming a victim of schoolyard bullying is thinking, and nothing promotes thinking more than books. Think about it, or perhaps dont.
- The average amount of words in a book is 328. Add on an extra few words from “words from the author” and thanks yous, blah, double it, and you get 666!
- The book is almost solely responsibile for social decline.
- The book is anti-freedom. The most popular bookstore is Borders, and as any free society knows we should be moving toward a world without borders. Thus the mere existence of bookshops is a grand statement of right wing capitalist appression and should be abolished.
- The book is the leading cause to early onset blindness and orcular RSI.

Sorry, must go. I'm going to read a book....

Until recently I never realised how stunning and captivating the beauty of the universe is. I do now.

R.I.P Britney Murphy

Only 32 years young, died of a suspected heart-attack. Our thoughts go out to their family and loved ones.

drink up.

" Coffee Addiction, in its many guises, can ruin lives."

Wow. I was not aware coffee was so powerful... However I am a self confessed coffee addict so maybe I am under its spell. Due to recent studies coffee addiction may be classed as a "Mental Disorder" . I feel as though I should be slightly concerned about the "depression, nausea, vomiting, muscle pain, fatigue and irritability" that would occur if our relationship was to end - coffee is the ultimate abusive lover. I am fairly sure that our love will last forever . That feeling of warmth you get as the rich coffee slides down your throat is bliss ; so I will pretend I know nothing about heartache that is going to come and remain blissfully ignorant as I sip my drink.

Skinheads

Skinhead culture developed out of the working class in the United Kingdom in the 1960's. Named for their cropped or shaven heads, their style was influenced by the British Mods.As time has moved on skinhead culture has aligned itself with many political stances, particularly those to do with racism and white power movements. Skinheads typically wore fitted blazers, flight and denim jackets, fitted and cuffed denim, army surplus boots and later Dr. Martens.

Rihanna is back !!

Bondi Baby!!

Beautiful day at Bondi Beach. The trainride was horrible, so many people and crying babies, but once we arrived things picked up. The sun was very warm, not enough to get a tan though. I ordered a small chips and got a large instead! Highlight of these holidays so far.

Tarot Fever!

I'm immensely fascinated by Tarot Cards, and the wonders they are capable of bringing. I once went to a Tarot Card reader in Sydney; she told me I'd be very good with my hands and also have great potential musically. I pursued this, and began guitar lessons, after only a month of playing my teacher told me I have remarkable talent. I did a little research on them; they were first used in the 14th century in Europe, particularly in France and Italy. It is believed the word "Tarot" comes from the Arabic word "Turuq" which means pathways. It may sound a little stupid, but I actually believe in these little cards. I hope one day they say I’ll be famous with Megan Fox as my wife. I've put these on my Christmas list; hopefully "Santa" will come through. I need someone to practice on, any takers?

- Jacob (Apple)

Atleast in one stage in our lives,

We are all dicks. Poor shoes are dicks for life, thank your lucky stars ^__^

Sleep Deprivation of my Bullshit Youth.

" I can't eat, I can't sleep
I can't sleep, I can't dream"
-BLOC PARTY.

Dreams are more than an escape, they give us hope. Food and water are good and all, but they truly have nothing on dreams. We perform all all the necessities of life so we can experience this utter bliss. So don't wish Insomnia on your worst enemies, well maybe on your worst ones... Sweet dreams forever from A&A.

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